2011 NICK - ademy Awards!

Welcome to the Golden Chainsaws!

I've redone the nominee and winners lists of the Oscars to fit what I think was of the best last year. The winners are awarded the Golden Chainsaw for their respective category. 

Best Supporting Actress

Nominees:

Amy Adams - The Fighter

Melissa Leo - The Fighter

Helena Bonham Carter - The King's Speech

Mila Kunis - Black Swan

Marion Cotillard - Inception

.... and the winner is

Helena Bonham Carter

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Best Supporting Actor

Nominees:

Christian Bale - The Fighter

Geoffrey Rush - The King's Speech

Justin Timberlake - The Social Network

Mark Ruffalo - The Kid's Are Alright

Cillian Murphy - Inception

...and the winner is

Christian Bale

"It's Fucking DISTRACTING!"

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 Best Actress

Nominees:

Natalie Portman - Black Swan

Michelle Williams - Blue Valentine

Hailee Steinfeld - True Grit

Annette Bening - The Kid's Are Alright

Jennifer Lawrence - Winter's Bone

...and the winner is

Natalie Portman

The Perfect Female

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Best Actor

Nominees:

Colin Firth - The King's Speech

Jeff Bridges - True Grit

Jesse Eisenberg - The Social Network

James Franco - 127 Hours

Mark Wahlberg - The Fighter

...and the winner is

Jeff Bridges

"Grrbumble paison draw inna backrabbin suminsizzle The Dude mann...."

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 Best Screen Plays

Adapted - The Social Network (The Accidental Billionaires)

Original - The King's Speech

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Best Director

Nominees:

David Fincher -  The Social Network

Darren Aronofsky - Black Swan

Tom Hooper - The King's Speech

Christopher Nolan - Inception

Joel & Ethan Coen - True Grit

....and the winner is

DARREN ARONOFSKY

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BEST PICTURE

Nominees:

The King's Speech

The Social Network

Black Swan

Inception

Toy Story

The Fighter

127 Hours

...and the Winner is

BLACK SWAN