There are two kinds of people in this world: The WINNING and the not-winning. Charlie Sheen is definitely winning. Over the past two weeks he has been all over the media, and you want to know why? because he's a complete bamf, thats why. It all started when he did an interview for 20/20 and instead of letting some lady no one cares about make him feel like shit for snorting enough blow to kill China, he decides to stick it to the bitch and show to everybody how much of a bad-ass he truly is. After the interview the people from Webster's Dictionary had to add a few new words to their dictionaries. "Bi-winning"(the act of winning in multiple locations) and tiger blood(What runs through Sheen’s veins, making him all-powerful). He was also able to prove that it is possible to bone your kid's nanny and a pornstar...at the same time. Since coming out of the "Awesome-Closet", Charlie has been on possibly every single show from Howard Stern to the Dan Patrick Show. To most people, this would be so physically demanding that their bodies would decompose into a fiery grave, but not Charlie because he is THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
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