Who has the Edge?
Ben "Just the Tip" Roethlisberger
or
"The Big Muenster" BJ Raji
Why Ben has Edge:
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| Big Ben's balls drop |
Ben Roethlisberger has several things going for him in this match up. Big Ben has been to this stage before and although he was statistically the worst QB of a winning football team in Superbowl history, he played well in his second game and has two rings to show for it. Experience aside, Ben Roethlisberger is notoriously hard to sack. He has one of the better O-lines in football and his massive frame is nearly impossible to bring down.On top of that his Week 7 "fumble that wasn't" proves the refs are on his johnson.
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| BJ Raji flying into Dallas/Ft.Worth |
Why BJ has the Edge:
This past week's QUEZ BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE has taken his talents to Arlington for Superbowl XLV. The trek wasn't an easy one though. Since Raji is too big too fit on a commercial airliner, he was airlifted by a helicopter from Wisconsin ala Operation Dumbo Drop. His blubbery frame will make it difficult to run the ball at all against the Packers. Tie that with his pension for eating other linemen and you have a Fat Black Murdering Machine.
Why Ben is going to get Rocked:
Two words: Captain Morgan. We all know Big Ben is a fan of the high life, and who wouldn't be. He's a two time Super Bowl winning QB in the prime of his career. Ben doesn't take no for an answer on the field, what makes you think he'll take it off the field. Super Bowl Sunday is a bad place have a hangover and if I were him i'd bring my beer visor, cause BJ Raji isn't pretty when you're under him.
Why BJ Raji is going to get Rocked:
While BJ Raji may have the density of a dying sun, he is about as fast as a gas planet. Unless Ben runs straight into him, there is very little chance Raji will pass the line of scrimmage, much less chase down a moderately fast quarterback.
The WINNER:
Unless a chicken bone gets lodged in his femoral artery, it's the Freezer who wins this slop fest.
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