Top Three Super Bowl Commercials
A few days have gone by since Super Bowl Sunday and I'm finally ready to write again. I wish I could have written sooner but I had a really bad case of "Cheese Poisoning" after Green Bay's big win. While nothing tastes as sweet as victory, smothering a Cheetos Mac n' Cheesewhich with three cans of Cheese Wiz is surprisingly toxic. I never thought the phrase "Dangerously Cheesy" was a legitimate warning label.
But anyways on to my analysis of the game's lighter moments First come the top three commercials. I would actually say this was one of the better Super Bowl ad years. Lots of funny ones and lots of really well done ones. Before we get into the top three let's take a look at what I would call the worst ad of the bunch.
Worst Super Bowl Commercial
Go Daddy - "The Contract"
While I'll admit that the Joan Rivers one was decent, this one just plain sucked. They've been doing the same stupid ad campaign for years. First of all, NO ONE THINKS DANICA PATRICK IS HOT. As Daniel Tosh once put it, "Maybe she looks cute when her hair is blowing in the wind as she's in last place." Secondly, what does a "racy" ad featuring two moderately attractive celebrities have anything to do with registering domain names??? Unless they're target market is kiddie porn web masters I just don't get it. Lastly, when is Go Daddy going to realize that if we want to watch racy stuff on the internet...WE'LL WATCH PORN. Forget a 30 second add on GO Daddy.com, I could download 35 sexier videos on my iPhone in a bout half a minute if I wanted too.
#3 - Meine Vader
The force is strong in Germany. Volkswagen was das auto of choice for the Fuhrer in WWII. It seems only fitting that baby Vader would want a 2012 Passat. Equipped with an all leather interior and four "Das Boot" holders, this is the best car for any Sith this side of the galaxy.
#2 - "Detroit...At Least We're Not Cleveland"
While not at all funny, I'll give it to Chrysler for making a pretty damn good commercial. It reminded us that Detroit is the heart of the auto industry which has been crumbling in recent years. That and a healthy dose of Eminem and "Lose Yourself" make it a pretty good ad. If only Chrysler was this good at making cars they wouldn't be owned by Fiat.
#1 - NFL AMERICAN FAMILY
Funny, heart warming, celebrities new and old, this ad had everything. Who would've thought the NFL would have the best commercial of the Super Bowl? Alf a Panthers fan. The Golden Girls are Fins. The Fonz is a cheesehead. How could you not like it?
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