REPORTERS VS. BUGS
Since the beginning of televised news, a bloody struggle has existed between fancy haired reporters and spotlight seeking insects. While it can be said that insects have been at war with the human race in general, they have been known to specifically target effeminate news casters. This is thought to be part of a guerrilla tactic meant to create insect propaganda and inspire other bugs to commit similar terrorist acts. While the war is far from over we should reflect on some of the more recent encounters and see who appears to be winning.
The Battle at Augusta High School:
BUGS - 1
REPORTER - 0
The Weatherman Ambush
BUGS - 2
REPORTER - 0
The Insect Armada
BUGS - 2
REPORTER - 1
As we can see, bugs are not only dangerous...they're racist too. Sure it's only newscaster right now. But soon they will be in your living room. Terrifying you abuelas.
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