B.J. RAJI!!!!
He goes by many names. The Freezer. The 400 pound interception. The Big Muenster. And now he can add BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE to his resume. Last week B.J. Raji did his best Kool-Aid impression in the NFC championship game by intercepting stud 3rd string QB Caleb Hanie, and plopping his way into the end zone.
His 18 yard interception return set a new NFL-record for longest return by a total fat ass. The interception put 7 much needed points on the board, but more importantly the 3 and a half minutes it took B.J. Raji to run 18 yards took precious time off the clock and killed any chance of a comeback for the Chicago Bears.
But taking the Green Bay Packers to the Super Bowl isn't the reason he made this list. No what B.J. Raji did was much more than that. In the gloomy and deeply depressing political/social climate of post-recession (?) America, Raji reminded us all that no matter how bad things get...there will always be a fat man there to score a touchdown and remind us what is really important.
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