YOGI BEAR! (IN 3-D)
Yogi Bear: Loveable Tie-wearing Bear....or Marauding 3D Killing Machine with Communist Sympathies??? There's no telling what this beasts true intentions are, but all signs point towards the worst. First and foremost Yogi Bear is a talking animal. To my knowledge animals can only do this under two scenarios:
1) It's a bird named Polly who wants a cracker or
2) He has signed some sort of blood pact with Satan himself.
On top of this he wears human clothes. Seeing as Abercrombie has a strict NO BEARS ONLY TWINKS policy, it is likely that his attire are the only remnants of his first victims.
And then there is the fact he is a bear. Bears have been nothing but trouble for humanity since their discovery in 1912 (the same year the Titanic went down). They've established communist regimes in Russia, eaten little gold haired girls, and quit in the middle of the NFC Championship game. They're sneaky, evil and dangerous.
.......also the movie sucked.
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