THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Hosni Mubarak

Hosni Mubarak is the perfect example of someone who is not bi-winning. This has nothing to do with the fact that he was an evil dictator who oppressed his people for 30 years. The real reason why he is the worst person in the world is because he's an evil dictator that GAVE-UP power at the first sign of revolution. I mean, come-on, are you seriously going to tell me that you'll treat your people like crap, then as soon as people start fighting back you start crying and give-up your position. You need to seriously drink some tiger blood and grow a spine. Look at Moammar Gaddhafi. Now I am not trying to say that killing your own people is in anyway ethical, but at least he did something. So all I am trying to say is that if you want to be an evil dictator, then grow a freaking spine. I know you cant though. You want to know why I know you cant? It is because, you are THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

Charlie Sheen

There are two kinds of people in this world: The WINNING and the not-winning. Charlie Sheen is definitely winning. Over the past two weeks he has been all over the media, and you want to know why? because he's a complete bamf, thats why. It all started when he did an interview for 20/20 and instead of letting some lady no one cares about make him feel like shit for snorting enough blow to kill China, he decides to stick it to the bitch and show to everybody how much of a bad-ass he truly is. After the interview the people from Webster's Dictionary had to add a few new words to their dictionaries. "Bi-winning"(the act of winning in multiple locations) and tiger blood(What runs through Sheen’s veins, making him all-powerful). He was also able to prove that it is possible to bone your kid's nanny and a pornstar...at the same time. Since coming out of the "Awesome-Closet", Charlie has been on possibly every single show from Howard Stern to the Dan Patrick Show. To most people, this would be so physically demanding that their bodies would decompose into a fiery grave, but not Charlie because he is THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.